Mad A did have plans to host a Tractor and Fondue party, but found she got too tired running and there seemed to be a significant risk of tripping and falling on your fondue fork. The Baron was concerned that that his pride and joy smelt more like a Welsh Rarebit than a Deere and [...]

There is no update from the High Herbalist who has now been in his cleverly concealed hide (its a mix of verbena and aloe) for three nights.

Rachel (from Treetopper Castle) was curious about the melodious yodelling heard from down the alp. It seemed to emanate from the Secret Coop at Hillside and she was curious to know why Penny was bringing substantial breaded veal meals out to the coop in the dark. Any news?

Said to have been kidnapped and brought to Blissford by over enthusiastic punters from lower Frogham during a ski break in the Alps, his lyrical “bendey zee neezies” can be heard wafting through the gatehouse at the Mount, where he was incarcerated below stairs, with the skis and boots; clad only in a pair of [...]