Dear Ed
Will there be a special car park for village 4WD Landies and Jap-crap in your field – you could organise a test for good 4WDs by selecting a difficult piece of terrain to park in or on – that way if the 4WD is worth its’ salt it should reach the designated parking area [...]

Dear Ed,
It seems that strange dark forces are abroad in Blissford – not only is the Great Bunny of Bliddissford wreaking havoc with local transport, but even the latest issue of the BV circulated on the 5th of April 2003 is dated 5/3/03…
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Sir,
As regular readers are aware, Nicholas Cochand will be staying on in Canada in September for his first term at his new college. As is only natural, both Jude and Chas, are bound to miss his company when they first get back and will feel there is something “missing” at Brook Farm. I think, as [...]

Dear Ed,
Chocwatch fell apart at Isabel’s on Sunday…I was eating the cake before I realised it was chocolate. And she makes the best tea in Blissford. Its official.

Sir,
I wish to enquire on the current circulation figures, as careful study of recent issues throw up some alarming discrepancies. In Issue 57 the circulation rises to 19 only fall again with Issue 58. Can it be that someone has found the BV not to their liking. I can hardly bare to believe it. Perhaps [...]

Sir
As a long-standing reader of the Blissford Voice, I am writing to deplore the deterioration of standards of both spelling and grammar in recent issues. Surely educated people even from the farthest colonies know that a singular phenomenon is just that: a phenomenon (sic). And that “sporan” is spelt thus: “sporran”, except of course in [...]