Communication has been established today with the settlers in Blissford beyond the Pale, our very own frontier outpost, who were eager to hear news of home. Having assimilated reports of the latest village dramas, they concluded that they were happy to be stationed so far away! These doughty explorers have been busy – FTFV reports [...]

There was consternation at Romsey Show when ‘Henry The Knees’ turned up in a pair of long trousers. One longstanding lady customer was so overcome with disappointment she had to be revived with cups of hot sweet tea. Rumour has it that a new subsection is being inserted into the Romsey Show rule book to [...]

The banqueting hall at the Forester’s has been booked for Thursday October 5th at 7:00 and the guest of honour, Mrs. E.J. Keith has graciously agreed to attend. Betty revealed that her first place in the flower arranging (themed as Autumn) was due to red foliage collected from Brook Farm. She also announced that the [...]

Some concern at the Watersplash where Carmen is not at all well.

Scanning the first few articles in the grand new Autumn issue of the BV, the Yew Hursters were impressed the the Editor’s prodigious ability to absorb locals news and lavish hors d’ouvres simultaneously. However the danger of collecting copy while still jet lagged and under the influence of increasing quantities of champagne became apparent in [...]

In discussion sharpened by the petrol shortage, it has been suggested that a loose co-op be formed to obtain the best possible return in comestibles from the grazing land available. Plans are afoot to sheep fence the south field at Brook Farm and beef up the chicken population.

An elegant grey goose was prominent among the throng at Izzy’s expansive chicken set-up as field workers Robby & Bryony shaved the pasture on the John Deere mini tractor.

This month’s book is not available in paperback until 2001 and an alternative may have to be found. Full report from the Hon.Sec.

Residents of PBC would like photographs of BV readers for a Xmas activity. Each member of the family needs to donate a picture for scanning ( they will be returned ) up to a maximum of five members per family. This should include parents and children, the remainder being made up of cats, dogs, chickens, [...]

If you put your hands on your hips whilst walking, do you put your thumbs to the front or your fingers? Limited research indicates that there may be a difference between men and women on this issue. Your cooperation would be appreciated.