Volume 6

One BIG Summer IV

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

Coming soon, the return of the BIGGEST summer Blissford has ever seen. And this year it’s the summer that you control! One hundred percent your Vale, it’s one hundred percent your Voice.
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For St. George & England

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

Blissford was fully represented last week-end at the splendid parade of Beavers, Cubs and Scouts through downtown Ringwood. The Cubs were moved to shout a cheery hello to the High Sheriff, spotted in Market Square, holding up traffic in her official capacity as the marching band, “Stanley¹s Own¹ from Copnor; led the 400 youth through [...]



The Sheep Report

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

At last Arial is no longer a beached whale. On Friday she gave birth to twins, Porgy and Bess. Mother and children doing well. The older lambs are now out in the field, when it is not raining that is. Mums do not like the children getting rained on. They have a bale of hay [...]



Hatched, Matched and Despatched: Quiet Celebrations with Wasabe

May 3rd, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

The Editor celebrated an anniversary quietly with a full staff of devoted teen-agers serving! Nico prepared amazing sushi while Matt did the luscious puddings.
No one knew whether our man Dow was in or out? Will our re-cycling now be collected from the gate as in other Forest communities?
The fully Dressed Chef did reveal that it [...]



Appearance of Head Gardener’s Organ

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

From Your Foreign Correspondent
As almost the entire community sits entranced by the silver words of Maggot Our Very Own MP, in live Q&A at the Hall (you did go, didn’t you?) YFC, being left alone, takes a quiet moment to consider a problem of great and immediate significance.
I mentioned last time the appearance of [...]



Great Ghosts of Blissford #5: The Barren of Bartlett’s Common

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

The Barren ghosts are said to be the last of a breed fun fayre operators, unable to reproduce. The maniacal cackle of the steam calliope can be heard on Lady¹s Day, and the smell of spun sugar is a sure harbinger of their presence. It certainly gets Buffy barking! They are generally reckoned harmless, but [...]



Guests Separated in Crush at Kingfisher as Fabled Chalet Hosts Return

May 3rd, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

Floor loading problems suspected.
It must have been wild! A startled guest, momentarily confused by seeing the editor out of his mileu and interrogated at Waitrose ( he wishes to be nameless), at first could not remember the evening at all ( or intended to proffer an alibi) and when the light dawned, he recollected the [...]



Public service notice

Apr 23rd, 2003 | By Editor | Category: Issue 222, Volume 6

Salvers left over from the gala welcome for Lightlands folk still on display at Brook Farm!



Happy Easter! Lambs at Moorcroft

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Midwives were busy last week-end as the lambing season in Blissford got into full swing. Three new in the Blissford flock.



“Le Tout Blissford”

Apr 19th, 2003 | By Thomas | Category: Issue 221, Volume 6

Remarked the Fully Dressed Chef, a vision of demi-mondaine chic; as she and the Squire swept off to an evening at Mottisfont. The highlight at Brook Farm was the formal Cockerle Gifting ceremony, which according to local tradition must take place with all incomers. The elegant Chicken Supremo had come with an equally elegant Thai [...]